What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Innocent before proven guilty

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

You shall not bear false witness.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Lose lips shimk ships.

I don't like religions.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?